im still laughing at this
marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony
4 hours ago with 59,076 notes
Are you fuckin kidding me right now
We must go deeper
jaredception
And then he takes a picture of him with this picture
Are you fuckin kidding me right now
We must go deeper
jaredception
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
4 hours ago with 75,277 notes
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
4 hours ago with 13,159 notes
sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL
wise words from tumblr user poo-sex
4 hours ago with 58,120 notes
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
4 hours ago with 73,359 notes
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
this sounds like a really classy rap
Oh my goodness I stared at this for like five minutes because I read “coma”…
4 hours ago with 212,106 notes
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
