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ripe-for-gelatino:

bloodyaphorisms:

kateoplis:

Huxley vs. Orwell

the darkest part of this comic is the realization that they were both right

…i think i need to read brave new world now

foodnun:

Teacher: your research paper is due next week

Me: image

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iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

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ivoryunknown:

ivoryunknown:

Journal entry I wrote today. My ribs are actually bruised.

I didn’t think people really cared about my journal entries this much haha

ivoryunknown:

ivoryunknown:

Journal entry I wrote today. My ribs are actually bruised.

I didn’t think people really cared about my journal entries this much haha

clutchesandchampagne:

Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world

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datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

seabornunicorns:

crummi:

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

lol im curious

I know I ask for asks a lot but uhm that’s bc I don’t get any so..please

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angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

hottie-with-half-a-body:

twofingerswhiskey:

highkeygay:

generic brand

no no you don’t understand

in canada

this is an actual thing

You mean this is only in canada? I thought the states had it too. Im so cofused

Passion Pit - Sleepyhead

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animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

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antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

oknope:

doing the dishes and a piece of food touches your hand and you’re like

image

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